UK big concert this month. Disturbia. Phonic nuisance

The extreme nuisance began at 8 AM. Titled Disturbia of Stratford-upon-Avon, it continued all day. As you can hear it in the video, it had a quite eloquent rhythm. An absolute thrill which delighted all the people in the area.

Waves of supporters came from all across the county to show admiration.

"-Jammit up your anus mate!"

"-Workers, leave that hydraulic dildo alone!"

"-I shall excrement into your compactor! Put it on your compact disc!"

All sorts of chants of admiration and support been shouted. 

It was interesting because masked by this patch of trees no one could know exactly what generates the new wave of music. 

Some people didn't appreciate it and they started to plot. They recorded the sound. Remixed it. Mastered it to make it more clear. They swore to find out who is the producer of the new sound and in the silence of 2 AM to play it out loud by his windows. Treat him with his own medicine. This must be the competition I guess.

I personally enjoyed the performance. Especially as living so close to the hidden stage, I could indulge myself for 10 hours with the new masterpiece.

Obviously, the producer likes to remain anonymous. Now this is art! Art made by an artist that purely wants people to enjoy his work. 

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"Satire is a genre of the visual, literary, and performing arts, usually in the form of fiction and less frequently non-fiction, in which vices, follies, abuses and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.