Here lies another great example of magnificent journalism.
Example of headlines:
Nothing better than these types of headlines for a piping hot summer in the UK.
We all noticed that ice lollies were gone from Desko. Cooling down the warmer side. Everything started to make sense when I noticed the headline while slurping Darling (self punishment practice as it is the worst canned wannabe liquid on the market)
What does some google search?
The guys that were with me said they should buy thermovision cameras to notice the contrast between flesh, ice lolly and wooden stick (beside gas escaping).
For sure this article gets as low as the "news" that the community standards accept and like to see.
The real push is to underline the quality of the content from nowadays press.
Fascinating to see the google search as well. Seeing the list of what people asked related to lollies is more interesting than reading the actual articles. But hey! They are all in "The Bun", "Non-dairy mirror" stuff like that…sometimes even in that beggar entity "The Martian" (they ask for paypal donations as they are unable to monetize content?)
If anyone thinks I might just have too much time writing about stuff like this or that I just generate poor content, I will say to reconsider and try to see other perspectives. For example what I expose and underline constitutes a great example for the new journalists or bloggers/ content creators. They can all see you can make 200 word articles from a 400 word per say vocabulary, add between 10 and 20 ads over this content and captivate the reader.
But enough with explanations…like MJ said "this is it". Dig out the ice lollies news and go grab one before is gone.
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"Satire is a genre of the visual, literary, and performing arts, usually in the form of fiction and less frequently non-fiction, in which vices, follies, abuses and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.
A feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm —"in satire, irony is militant", according to literary critic Northrup Frye—[2] but parody, burlesque, exaggeration,[3] juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to question."
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