The Coronavirus impact over Stratford-upon-Avon been hard. The scenario is dark - looking like Stratford-upon-Avon + Coronavirus = Stratford-upon-Avon - Shakespeare...
New attractions seems to appear, one of the recent ones being the one on Birmingham Road, mainstream, with a brilliant position opposite "Desko".
This amazing architectural structure appeared over night, being a blessing to the view. Tilted at approximately 74.35 degrees, the art object makes shadow near by the complex pedestrian crossing system.
It is made in Pisa style, a symbol of not giving up, triumphant stubbornness and why not - the will of humanity to surpass the pandemic.
The "architect" stated:
"- It is very nice the way you put it. In reality the structure been inspired by the way I urinate...you see...if I leave the organ hands free the urine flows at a 15.65 degrees deviation from the perpendicular course that hypothetically should follow. You do the mathematics, the 74.35 degrees of the pole's deviation from the horizontal level is just the compensation...my urine deviation plus this pole's deviation equals a 90 degrees. Meanwhile the taxpayers can still do that 170 Council tax for 365 days..."
All I can say - to many numbers.
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