Mr Potato and his Polo from 02

First Name: Potato

Last Name: Peel

Let's get a big round of applause for Mr Potato Peel. Now his big achievement is his polo from 02 "tunnnnnned brooo".

Everyday in the humble neighbourhood the wheels screaming. The exhaust "prrrrrr-prrrrrr".

Tinted windows - more expensive than the car.

Rims - more expensive than the car.

Exhaust - loud and more expensive than the car.

Stickers mmmm, all around bro. They say anarchy, savage and ruthless for life.

We already know that Mr Potato's hands streched at maximum when his gurl sends him to take the rubish!

Rubish. He represents the ruthless with that exhaust "prrrr-prrrrrr"

White T-shirt, ef&ef trainers and dubstep blasting to speakers worth twice the car price.

The kids from the car park are calling him "Bahshinator" don't ask me why, but he is truly special.

11 pm now and I wonder looking at the cracks in the ceiling why I can not sleep...is it because the podcast got my mind twisted?? is it because the universe can reverse to singularity just like that? even the protons can discompose? 

No...

I am missing my special sound effect.

By my window the polo brings the nighty night signal "prrrr-prrrr"

The kidos tried to prank him. Placed a Maris Piper potato in the exhaust. The exhaust "hell no! I ain't having it!" and there you go "prrrrr-prrr". It followed a Jacket potato, a King Edward potato, Charlotte new potatoes and even a doner kebab second hand partly full. The exhaust been triumphant "prrrr-prrrr".

Listed to sell for three grants without anyone interested in the car, the kidos said to give it a boost. They placed some fresh own pubes on the wipers making them to look like eyelashes.

" Bahshinator is coming, quickly let's hide!"

Mr Potato came, he flossed his theet with some of the pube and humming " anarchy, savage and ruthless for life B", he left "prrrrr-prrrr"

Sometimes if you keep repeating, even things that are not true, you start to believe.

You got to believe!

This is a satire. Any resemblance to persons, facts or situations  is purely coincidental.