"-Sarge! We have the targets! What should we do with them?"
"-Load them in the helicopter and bring ghem here!"
"-Sir! Yes sir!"
Few good hours of flight over vast geographical area of non interest ...
Interference in the speaker...
"-Sir! Awaiting instructions Sir! We know younare not Houston but we do have a problem Sir!"
"-What now? I expected everything to go according to the plan..."
"-Sir! We had the targets asleep as we used morphine, but now one of them seems to get awake Sir! Siiiir, he is drooling something that seems to be raspberry couli Sir!"
"-what do you mean he is drooling coulis...raspberry..."
"-the bears Sir! The tranquilliser will not lost much longer. What should we do with the targets?"
"-what bears? We didn't had any bears as targets!"
"-it said clearly in the mission summary: brown breathing beast, very hairy and very violent..."
"-that brown breathing beast was a code you idiot! Next time read the post scriptum or the nota bene. Abort the mission..."
"-Bear with me...we will wrap them in parachutes and drop them Sir. We are above Stratford-upon-Avon, end of day the symbol for Warwickshire is a bear..."
So that is how the bears woke up at the edge of Stratford-upon-Avon. Every evening day would go feed themselves from the bins of the tens of restaurants and pubs.
"-Kiki! I don't know what you think, but this place has so much potential...this is a feast area. So many places to choose from. You can even find piles of delicious seafood wasted on woodcock street" said the taller bear
"-To be or not to be here? That is the question Jojo. I mean be serious. They don't even have a single place with a Michelin Star" said the other bear scratching his ear with a slightly used OB found in the bin. He continued after he chucked disgusted that OB:
"-look! They are really animals, they are not even able to recycle or to dispose properly sanitary waste. How do you get in all this beautiful tone of food from the care home an OB? I am paranoid...sometimes I think they doing it on purpose".
"-ah! Stop being a Yoghi bear Jojo, is not that bad..."
"-that is completely derogatory to call me Yoghi the bear. Be serious!"
"-Kiki! Let's go home. I miss drooling raspberries. Or getting stung by bees until my lips pretty like Mate Kos's"
"-let's go Jojo. You never walk alone!"
And they left.
Conclusion:
1. One's trash might be a fortune for others.
2. After a period of getting free things they are taken as granted and some might say they feed up feeding themselves with debris.
3. Dispose waste properly.
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