New project proposal for Stratford-upon-Avon in regards of tourism. Hence the pandemic altered massively the tourism in town, the following proposal came across: a fusion between the Rhodes Colossus and Christ the Redeemer placed central downtown by the Riverside, near by the bridge that leads from that side of the park with baguettes and ice cream to that side of the park with just ice cream.
The height of the statue should be staggering, 30.175 metres or more exactly 99 feets. Overlooking the endangered ants that are hidden in the grass waiting for some ice-cream drips I can here the art object from now whispering "I got 99 feets but you ants ain't got one".
With the legs wide open, allowing boats and canoe to pass between them, it will represent the acceptance of good and bad in a continuous circle, a subliminal yin-yang symbol.
The biggest attraction will be the wide opening arms gesture. This will attract a lot of fishermen to contemplate the symbol of the legendary story "once I got a fish...this big was his eye".
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