Here he finds himself on the famous Henley Street of Stratford-upon-Avon.
On this street you'll find Shakespeare's House as a main touristic attraction.
Millions of tourists been shuffling up and down on this street.
As he came from the Post office he had to face this panorama unexpectedly in front of his eyes.
"were are open" and a sketch of an arrow indicating where it is open.
The famous place fulfilled by sandwich artists...all raise up and bow for... (drums rolling) THE BUSWAY.
He even had sudden hallucinations in which Shakespeare's statue (at about 30 feets from the sign) would cross his arms as a sign of "what can I do? Another sonete?"
He did entered the BUSWAY and asked what's going on...
"Well all during pandemic and during forlough plus lockdown, we, the sandwich artists started a linguistic adventure, we been reading so much and developed grammar plus complex written skills... Oh! On the level of language we became immortals... Please don't challenge us... "
"but - were are open - why man?"
"please leave the location, obviously you don't understand that " were" is in a symmetry symbiosis with the superficially drawn arrow and... Why do I bother... Just go! "
And so he left...
The infallible semi squashed meat balls from the one foot and one nail long bagguete was singing behind him a wicked rap:
" BUSWAY killa, lingo killa
Con sandwich artist dilla
Were are open, open are were
West In-di-as established...errrr!"
The urban legend says that he still beatbox in that rhythm.
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