A new coronavirus test is out people. Along the standard result - positive or negative - it also state the males size. This infuriated the first few users and it started to raise concerns among the other future ones. At the mini protest, spontaneous organised, I could hear things like:
"-Absolutely pathetic! I mean, OK, came out negative, which is great, but to state I have a 6 incher...ridiculous. On my last measurement I had at least 10. Ten inch! And I measured superficially" stated one of the subjects.
A well shaped steroids-infused "Johny Bravo" came with this :
"-We shall face the reality...some of us are not that gifted. The size statement shall be banned, it is an atrocity and it affects the potential sexual life of the subjects. It is absolutely petty that we cannot brieb like in a third world country and get some 4, 5 inches added there...Guess that this is what you get with the political correctness post-Brexit. But hey ho! I deny the rumours saying 4 inch next to my name, that's defo not the length, might indicate how wide it is more likely" then he retreated in the shade snorting faintly like a daddy pig.
Oink oink!
I got my brains blown away...seems that the new test rises more polemics about the ancestral male concern ("size matters") then it does rise about coronavirus, variants, conspiracies and other microchips plus Gill Bates.
I left and I could here this fading out:
"-It's all good man! Be happy with what you got, stay home, protect lives and enjoy the furlough! Ah! And by the way, compared with all of you whinny ones, mine said 13 inch and I also wear a talisman to help me decrease the size"
"-Boo!" People started shouting and they jumped the gifted one.
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