Ok. So one of the news was like that : "Kanye West gave a hologram as present to Kim Kardashian" and I was like hold my beer my dear daily news journalists...
How about my self gifted hologram?
Oh yeah! I have gifted myself a brand new hologram (is gonna sound narcisist - please refer to the dictionary if you don't know what is that).
And this hologram is with me:
1. Me looking at my 4 digits wage on the payday, just so I remember the rest of the month that I actually had some money in the account.
2. Me with my baby before the baby to find "baby shark" song on byoutube.
3. Me buying pork ribs in Desko at 2.80-3.20 while now they are over 4.00
4. Me drinking Ztella from Desko, just to watch that everytime I buy Ztella from Baldi (it just tastes like it is from the rejects section Ztella factory)
5. Me looking at people sending videos to PETA with them trying to use squid as condoms. They can't do that anymore - we have to keep it politically correct.
6. Me in the future looking at chimps playing chess with the next generation, and the chimps would be winning cause the next generation would have their brains mushed by Whinecraft.
7. Me looking at '70s german porn - just cause is odd & hairy.
8. Me slapping people working at the bar and not pouring properly.
9. Me watching immigration happening on IQ & psychological + behavior test - this would not happen / probably equal rights + politically correctness again.
10. Me watching the statistics of this blog and see a number higher than 9.
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