There was a gathering in town centre. Quite a lot of people standing and listening to this little guy, which was standing on a sheet of local newspaper just to look taller. He was having a speech, quite comunist I would say, or at least inspired from the era of the comunism fall out.
"- What are we experiencing it is challenging indeed. Only united we would be able to overcome this situation. We must be like the fingers of a fist, coming together, ready to give a punch to any enemy of any origin, with whichever intention at any moment... "
He got enterupted by people cheering this interesting motivational speech.
But all went very quiet when a voice stated from the crowd :
" - this will not happen! We got to many mistakes ourselves! " said the man, showing his hand that had only the middle finger left. He was yakuza.
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