Got my main man here cought between this two crazy situations - the payrise and the may rise. Both of them existential, the payrise might get some more in the pocket, may rise would finally get him on the activity.
While the payrise came last time in April after the minimum wage increased, extraordinarily amount of 10p per hour, justified by "you are already above the minimum wage", now he got to sort his "may rise" as he is having difficulties with this bombshell girl.
Ready for action he confessed the even if he keeps mumbling "wait, wait! It might rise" his girl it is demanding out loud "it may rise!", "it may rise noooow!"
"Me and the organ... We are feeling like in a court in front of the judge... You may rise! These very three words became frightening for me and my organ, shortly called jimmy. Babe please don't judge me for confessing"
The conclusion - even if you get an April payrise, lads make sure you do get the "may rise".
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