Would it be true?
Well I guess that YES.
Our lads that are in charge with the waste disposal probably took holiday. This caused havoc in the bin area, especially with regards of recycling. Beside the fear of Brexit now some of the council tax payers fear the loss of save the planet battle.
Statement taken at the place in trouble: "I fear that we've lost! In this rhythm we definitely lost the battle to save the planet. I did purchased all my items well packaged, disposed the plastic and paper in those 10p bags, and now I don't have were to put them. Did also paid my Council Tax on time and still no good. They must be taken a holiday".
Is all good as our guys sip relaxed mojito on vacation in Cayman Islands, enjoying their massive savings accumulated from their unbelievable wages of near £10/hour probably.
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