5 inch deception

It been reported that our "go-vid" friendly guy in cause has developed a permanent erection after surviving the virus.

 

The experts said that it is unique to develop such a side effect.

 

The statement been made in front of a small group that gathered to hear more details regarding the side effects. All of this, as they found that the pub is still closed and anyway they wouldn't have access there with their pets mass affected by prostate since the virus erupted.

 

What wiped the sudden smile from the face of the girls gathered in the group, were the rumors that our guy had just a 5 "incher". Now beside his permanent erection he also has to treat his depression. After he saw the reaction of the females, which against all odds they wasn't wearing the masks, he went in to depression, with existential questions, or at least with THE existential question "does size matters?"

 

Same experts now advice strongly to wear masks, as hiding facial expressions might prevent other people's depression, especially to the ones with erections. Further investigations are carried to determine the potential impact over the ones with less than a 5 "incher". 

 

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