Excess of protein or protein excess?
My boy pushes everyday weights at the gym.
There you can't hear any DMX (to hardcore). You can hear autotuned repetitive verses. Wannabe American babe!
That sack of tennis balls doesn't get depleted even though is preserved with some ol' spice.
Gurlz coming to show off them yoga pants from Hammason, purchased on paypal credit scheme... so is all good!
(Don't know exactly how they get together and multiply)
I know this boy likes to go at the pub with that same shirt and keep his arms crossed regularly scratching some imaginary eczema on his biceps.
"-ho! ho! I pumped in this biceps thousands of pounds mate!"
"-My biggest strength is in my daddy finger and mommy finger" said another one.
"-get out of here!" everyone laughs...
"-you won't be able to understand man. you got foggy brain, not cause of the go-go-vid, cause of the protein boiiii!"
Everyone laughs. Yaygerman wanted to interfere but he changed his mind. Slim boy carried on:
"-I been scrolling so hard. Insta. Tinder, even Badoooo. You ain't got a clue, my finger's biceps hard as gorilla glue! I'm droppin' bombs on you..."
Another one jumps in:
"-bro, shut up! I lift 50 kilos. that's 7 stones and a half. that's the weight of one of my calf!"
"-you got no muscles no skills to battle MC, you represent the funeral of the protein ceremony... if that makes sense"
My boy felt the need to go for it. He grabbed an imaginary mic and dropped this:
"-I push ten stones with my hypothalamus"
dropped the imaginary mic and left.
Sometimes one word that might seem sofisticated generates weeks of researches on google.
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