I have been very concerned today. Actually really feared that I might get some sudden insomnia.
I have been waiting all day long to see some news about Nessy Jelson and the Mittle Lix. As it was getting quite late and no sight of news I started to be anxious. There couldn't be anything more stressful than this for today. Above the fact that I do not have cryptocurrency, i am not interested in the petrol situation, stack shares and others...a day without news about this gurlz is just unbelievable.
I started to ring the editors on the newspappers - the moon, the yearly mail, the wannabe not-pathetic newspapper of critical thinking readers aka WNP-NCT, even the good old Gerald of Stratford-upon-Avon.
"-come on guys! I won't be able to sleep today if you don't spill out some stuff about the Mittle Lix and Nessy Jelson"
"-do you mean Jessy Nelson? which Nessy you on about?"
"-you know which one...gurl, they have some beef there with some "blackfishing", I never heard of that type of fish, but now that you mentioned in the newspaper and on the online platform I am fully aware about it"
"-ahh! stay put, we just got 7 more ads to place on that page and you'll get news today about it. The 134th day with news about this gurlz"
"-very well! I can't get enough about it and I can't sleep at night if I don't know"
I hanged up.
Later the news came. First paragraph been repeated after a first advertisement and for today it says that Nessy Jelson is in "carpfishing" now. Got some beef with the fishermens over some "perch". As for Mittle Lix they got some comments there.
I finish shuffling once again this article about this national interest guurls and I state to my self:
"-What a pile of CARP!"
Why?
This is a satire. Any resemblance to persons, facts or situations is purely coincidental.