We spoke about this fear four hours and days and weeks now I . My main man was always coming to me with templates like:
"Bro did you saw the fact they brought up with this theory of Universe possibly returning to the state of singularity in less than a blink of an eye?"
"... Oh really?..."
That was all that I could say, now the arguments and the information would reverse upon me like the Nile in the mouth of a lazy crocodile.
Few days after I approached the man to ask more details.
" ah screw the singularity man! And the reversal! I just got £200 on a scratch card, got to do pub rehearsal now!"
"it might happen now or in few billion years from now! Most likely I'll be gone when it will happen"
Conclusion - small amount off money will remove astral fears temporary, as soon as the money are gone the fear and the Universe returns in the human brain.
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